Part 4 of 8
Well, that’s fine, I guess.
I mean, it isn’t, but let’s just accept that actually happened for the time being.
The problem is that the culprits who sent them flying are a couple of little girls who don’t look much older than Ms. Oka did.
And if my eyes aren’t deceiving me, it happened by way of three of the little girls swinging a fourth little girl, tied up in white thread, right into the hooded figures.
…What in the world is going on here?
The sense of danger I felt just moments ago is rapidly replaced by mounting confusion.
“Thaaaaat’s enooooough!”
The girl wrapped up in thread wobbles to her feet, shrieking with rage.
In a matter of seconds, the thread gets shredded away to nothing.
Frighteningly enough, that action somehow turns the air around us violently cold.
My breath comes out in white puffs.
The young girl pulls out a broadsword the size of her own body that was strapped to her back.
She looks way more threatening than anyone her size has any right to be.
“Miss Sophia.”
It’s the unforgettable Sophia, one of my fellow reincarnations.
I have no idea what she’s doing here, but I think it’s safe to assume that she’s an ally.
To be honest, I’m a little relieved.
“Hmm? What’s got you looking so beat-up? How embarrassing.”
As soon as she notices me, Sophia just sneers scornfully.
Although after what I just saw, I can’t help but wonder if I’m really the one who should be embarrassed right now.
But I’m wise enough not to say that out loud.
Over the course of this conversation, the other three girls silently and dispassionately charge after the hooded figures and mercilessly bring them down.
It’s so extreme that I almost wonder if they really need to take it that far. The sounds of their strikes resemble explosions more than the expected thuds of kicks and punches.
This quickly went from a surprise attack to an outright slaughter.
The girls’ excessive violence continues until you can barely even tell what shape the hooded figures were supposed to be.
“Isn’t that going a little overboard?”
It’s not that I feel pity for the enemy, but I’m not a big fan of beating a dead horse or, in this case, person. Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything, since they just came to my rescue and all, but I couldn’t help myself.
“Excuse me? Take a good look and then tell me if you agree with what you just said.”
Miss Sophia picks up one of the hooded would-be assailants and holds the body out for me to see.
“Huh?!”
I can barely believe my eyes.
Beneath the hood is not a bloodied corpse but what appears to be the scraps of a machine.
“You’ve never seen this before? You might say it’s the true identity of the elven war machine. If we don’t take them down fast, they could pose a very real threat, and you can’t be sure they’re done for unless you destroy them completely. Now do you understand?”
I had no idea machines like that existed in this world…
Is that even allowed?
No. I guess it isn’t.
“Sorry. I had no idea.”
I have to acknowledge my own ignorance here.
Now I understand why they had no choice but to literally tear them apart.
“Ew, it leaked on me. Gross.”
Miss Sophia flings the humanoid machine away as if she’s touched something foul.
As she wipes her hand with a handkerchief, my gaze drifts to the abandoned scrap metal–like remains.
Its body is made primarily of mechanical parts.
But the part Sophia was holding—the head—is leaking some kind of gooey substance.
“I guess they’re not completely machine, then…?”
“It’s just awful, isn’t it?”
I nod wordlessly in response.
To think that someone committed such atrocities without a second thought…
This crosses the line in a way that’s almost hard to believe.
Most shocking of all is that the sick bastard who did it is connected to Ms. Oka.
“I can’t believe she had the nerve to say that to me when she was working alongside these things.”
“Hmm? Who?”
“I’ll tell you later. It has to do with all of us reincarnations, so I’d like to include Miss White in the conversation, too.”
I have to inform them about Ms. Oka.
But first, we have to crush the rebel army.
“All right. Let’s wrap things up here, then.”
A sinister grin spreads across Miss Sophia’s face.
From the bottom of my heart, I am eternally grateful that she and the other girls aren’t my enemies.
LET’S BRING THE PAIN
Hey, it’s me. The person who just showed up out of nowhere and punched Potimas in the face.
Cowardly?
I’ll take that as a compliment, thanks!
Talk about playing dirty. Good job, me.
“Lord Potimas?!”
Whoops, guess I don’t have time to stand around feeling good about myself.
There’s a bunch of sketchy-looking people in hoods gathered around where Potimas just hit the floor.
Several of them seem to be in a panic.
I would be, too, if my boss suddenly got punched in the face.
If anything, what’s weird is that the rest of the hooded guys haven’t moved an inch.
They seem kinda…I dunno, not very human…ooor alive for that matter.
But they don’t seem totally lifeless, which is important.
Actually, I have a pretty good guess as to what these things are. They’re not normal elves, that’s for sure.
Most likely, they’re people who have been turned into cyborg weapons, just like Potimas here.
Seeing a whole bunch of them in one place like this is pretty creepy, though.
Uh, ’scuse me, Mr. Potimas?
Does this little scene mean that you were rather serious about trying to crush us this time?
If he had already gathered this much firepower before the rebel army even finished assembling, that means there would’ve been even more crazy weapons in that northern town if they had been able to complete their preparations.
Yikes. That was close.
Judging by what Potimas was saying earlier, I’m guessing he wasn’t planning on sending this bunch over to help the rebel army.
This is just a guess, but maybe he was planning to go collect the reinforcements he’d sent to the northern town because he found out that we were unexpectedly on the move.
Come to think of it, there was that group of hooded guys at the fortifications who were putting up more of a fight than the rest of the rebels.
I guess those were elves, then.
If there were some cyborgs mixed in among them, like there are in the group here, I can see why Potimas would want to swipe those back before anyone noticed.
Based on the way they were fighting, I’m pretty sure most of them were regular elves, not cyborgs. And a small handful of cyborgs wouldn’t be much help once the Demon Lord and I arrived on the scene.
So Potimas probably decided to write this plan off as a failure and recover his troops before he incurred any losses.
In that case, how about I cause waaay more damage than you were hoping to prevent?
The early bird gets the worm!
Or in this case, the early spider.
Now, time to activate Warped Evil Eye!
Warped Evil Eye is a nasty move that twists a targeted space and, in the process, messes up whatever happens to be there.
When I used it as a skill, it took more power to manipulate space depending on the strength of the materials in the targeted area.
In other words, the tougher the object, the harder it was to warp.
But wait!
My new Warped Evil Eye doesn’t have any such limitations!
It’s twisting the very fabric of space itself, so the makeup of whatever’s in the way has nothing to do with it!
In a sense, this attack is one that totally ignores defensive ability.
Once you’re caught in my Warped Evil Eye, you’re screwed no matter what.
The only negative is that it doesn’t have a very wide range.
Anyway, I guess the first order of business is to wipe out the elves who have wills of their own, namely the ones who are panicking over Potimas getting his lights knocked out.
I target the three of them, and next thing you know, they’re twisted and crushed into blobs of who-knows-what.
Sweet.
Now let’s mess up the rest of these cyborgs before Potimas recovers.
“Anti-Technique Barrier, activate.”
Oh shoot. He moved before I had the chance.
Still lying facedown, Potimas activates his barrier, rewriting the rules of the world around us.
Immediately, my vision goes black.
My x-ray vision has been canceled, so since my eyes are closed, I can’t see anything.
As soon as I open my eyes, I see the cyborg soldiers turning to face me, their arms transforming into guns.
Oh crap!
I’d better use a body-enhancement conjuring on my feet and JUMP!
Seconds later, a barrage of bullets shoots through the space I was in just a moment ago.
I launch a thread toward the ceiling and swing like a pendulum to put more distance between us.
I assume we’re in some kind of building.
The cyborgs chase after me, shooting up the walls and ceiling.
If I get hit by one of those bullets inside Potimas’s barrier, even I won’t escape without a scratch.
Luckily, maybe because I’m a god now, I can make thread even inside the barrier, and my body-enhancement conjuring works, too.
But as I sort of suspected, that’s about all I can do.
None of the conjuring techniques I could use to escape seem to be working.
Grrr! I guess I should have thought things through a little more before I charged in headfirst.
This is a bit of a pickle.
Looking around, I see Potimas standing up and preparing a gun arm of his own.
I shoot a mesh of thread toward him.
Take this! Spider net!
Potimas shoves a nearby cyborg soldier into the flying web to protect himself.
Using your people as shields? Now, that’s dirty!
But that whole stunt did buy me the time I needed.
While he’s distracted, I run up close to the wall, then use that momentum to deliver a flying kick!
My aim was to bust right through the wall and escape outside!
I call this strategy Operation: Get Out of the Barrier’s Evil Range (Operation: GOOBER for short)!
With my body enhancement, my powerful kick sticks fast into the wall.
Wait, what? Sticks?
Okay, the wall was a little harder than I expected and now my leg sorta stings, but that’s no big deal.
But…sticks?
I’m STUCK?!
I was trying to break through the wall to get outside, and instead I pinned myself perfectly to the damn wall.
Well, this is unexpected!
Then I realize why my foot got stuck and start freaking out a little.
We’re UNDERGROUND!
There’s no outside beyond this wall! It’s just hard-packed earth.
No wonder I couldn’t bust out, ha-ha-ha.
Um, this isn’t funny!!
I hurry up and yank my foot out, but it’s too late.
I feel several bullets sink into my body.
Uh-oh. This ain’t looking great.
“Keep at it. Don’t stop shooting until she stops breathing.”
Ohhh boy, I don’t like this one bit.
Nope, nope, nope.
Guess I should’ve just popped in, punched him, and popped right back out.
Things were going a little too well, so I kinda got ahead of myself.
Well, next time I’ll know to quit while I’m ahead.
For now, I guess it’s time to give up on this body.
I open up my spatial conjuring to the max and push the barrier back just a little.
Then I connect to another dimension through that little gap.
There’s no visible change to my surroundings, so Potimas shouldn’t notice.
And even if he did, I doubt he’d be able to chase after me in the ensuing chaos.
As soon as my body gets reduced to Swiss cheese and drops to the ground, the little trap I set up earlier activates.
“What?!”
If you asked a bunch of RPG fans what the strongest attack magic is, I bet at least a few of them would answer: Meteor.
An attack where a massive object comes crashing down from outer space is both simple and super-destructive.
That said, it’s a little tough to aim at a precise spot when the starting point is literally space, so I didn’t actually start from all that high.
What did I do exactly? Well, I just used spatial conjuring to make a giant rock appear in the air above us, that’s all.
From there, I just have to let gravity take over, and the rock’ll come crashing down and destroy everything.
If I really wanted to, I could make an even bigger object fall from even farther out in space, but that’d cause an awful lot of damage, so I decided to rein it in.
Like, it’s generally accepted that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs, y’know?
I’m not really looking to finish this planet off here.
I’m not like a certain someone who designed a Meteor weapon that could have literally destroyed the planet during that UFO incident a while back. Not naming any names…Potimas!
But yeah, you can take care of most things if you drop a big enough rock from a high enough place. No need to do anything too crazy.
Thus, the giant rock crashes down and crushes everything, including my Swiss-cheese remains.
THE ELF CACKLES
Ever since that day, I have been a very busy man.
But I’ve been busy in a way that I found deeply satisfying.
My plan to engage in a spot of harassment by sending elves to support the rebel demons has ended in spectacular failure.
Ariel somehow caught wind of the rebel army’s movements ahead of time and unfortunately attacked them before we could finish our preparations.
I cannot blame the rebel leader for this, as even I had never imagined we would be so swiftly and suddenly detected, then attacked in short order.
Worse yet, and even more embarrassing, my own teleport gate was used against me for a surprise attack.
I lost no less than twenty-seven of the humanoid Glorias I had been preparing.
Recently, thanks to the irritating presence of the Word of God pontiff and the Hero, it’s been more difficult to acquire the primary parts needed to create these super-soldiers.
To lose so many of them now of all times was a rather significant blow.
On top of that, since the teleport gate was destroyed, I’ve been forced to leave Oka in demon lands for the time being.
The option of giving up on her did cross my mind, but it would be even more troublesome if she was to make contact with Ariel and, in the worst-case scenario, begin colluding with her.
Letting her die in a ditch somewhere would be fine, but she knows the location of the hidden teleport gate that leads directly to the elf village, and of course I cannot let that information fall into Ariel’s hands.
I’m willing to kill her myself if need be, but if I can recover her alive, that would be preferable.
I formed a rescue team led by elves who can use Quick Teleport.
I attempted to dispatch them to the demon territory, but that wound up being a fool’s errand, though not in a bad way.
With Agner’s help, Oka and the other survivors were able to escape from the demon realm into the human realm on their own.
This means I now owe Agner a debt, but that’s not a particularly major issue.
I’ve received information that some of the Demon Lord’s underlings—in other words, Ariel’s pawns—have been causing a fuss at the border between the territory of demons and humans.
That does concern me slightly, but since I was able to recover Oka, I suppose I can let it go.
While Oka was being rescued, I went to inspect the remains of the teleport gate in the human realm that connected to the demon realm.
It had been destroyed without a trace, but I carefully dug up the area.
I just had to see it with my own eyes.
And then I found something.
“Well, now you’ve done it. Thanks a lot.”
Ariel’s voice spoke to me, sounding lower than usual.
I was sometimes able to hear her by way of the head of the body double I used during the G-Fleet incident, which she had collected.
Most of its features had already been disabled, but I left the audio- and video-recording functions on when she took it.
It appeared that Ariel knew that, though, so when she was in the room containing the head, she let it record only information that would be of no use to me. Sometimes she would even feed it fake information with the hope of misleading me.
If I took the bait, that was fine.
And if I didn’t, it was no loss to her.
I suppose the girl has learned to use her brain at least a little.
But now she’s undoubtedly speaking to me directly.
“Don’t think this means you’ve won.”
With that, the audio and video cut out.
She must have crushed the head she was speaking into.
“Heh-heh.”
A small snicker escapes my lips.
“Heh-heh… Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
I am indeed cackling aloud, though not all that loudly.
How long has it been since I laughed like this?
How long has it been since my spirits soared the way they do now?
Ariel’s bitter words of defeat ring pleasantly in my ears.
I gazed happily at the thing I had found in the teleport gate ruins.
“I finally did it.”
It was barely in one piece, but it was undoubtedly White’s corpse.
Twenty-seven humanoid Glorias?
The time and effort spent to retrieve Oka?
All of that was a small price to pay.
I’d gladly have given all that and more to finally destroy this creature who has plagued me these last few years.
Truth be told, I was planning to send ten times that number of humanoid Glorias to aid the rebel army.
I was even prepared to lose them all in the process.
All without knowing what the results of the battle might be.
Compared to that, I’ve now gained a massive victory at minimal cost.
This is a huge blow to Ariel’s strength.
Her remaining underlings are still a problem, but they’re nothing I can’t handle.
And Ariel herself is not my enemy.
Demons? Little more than garbage.
It’s undoubtedly safe to lessen my vigilance of Ariel and her ilk.
Which means all I have to deal with now is the movements of the Word of God pontiff.
He’s been using the Hero to go around destroying branches of my organization.
But even that hardly matters now.
I killed White.
I don’t need to rush to collect more parts anymore.
Besides, I’ve already collected the majority of those precious reincarnations. That means there’s little need to continue using that organization to kidnap children as a cover for my goals.
I can probably reduce the scale of their endeavors now.
My time in the sun has come at last.
It grates on my nerves that the pontiff has interfered with me so persistently, but that is of little consequence now.
If I was to go and slay the Hero who serves him, it would cause trouble for me as well.
Now that the chaotic element known as White is out of the picture, I have nothing to fear from Ariel’s camp.
But it would still be foolish to destroy the Hero—the pawn best suited to destroying the Demon Lord.
Especially since the Hero is still young. As soon as a Hero dies, the living human who is best suited to the role in terms of overall strength and personality automatically becomes the new one.
Since a young human with still-developing abilities and strengths was chosen as the Hero, that means there is no human alive older than the current Hero who is better suited for the role.
So if this Hero dies, the next one could very well be an even younger human.
This one is already too young to go up against Ariel, so a younger one would be even more useless.
Thus, I cannot lay a hand on the current Hero, even if it galls me to act as the pontiff has undoubtedly predicted.
I have many other tasks at hand, so once we’ve collected the remaining reincarnations, I shall withdraw my forces there.
But perhaps I can find another avenue through which to attempt to crush the Word of God religion.
At any rate, the destruction of White, one of the biggest thorns in my side, is a great relief.
As I stand up from my chair to proceed to my next action, my footsteps feel a good deal lighter than usual.
LET’S OBSERVE A MEETING
Hey, it’s me.
What, you thought I was dead?
Well, TOO BAD! I’m totally alive!
How did I survive, you ask?
By using the mini-me revival method I mentioned a while back, DUH.
The mini-mes might seem like clones, but they’re basically an extension of my body.
Even if you detach them from the original, aka me, they’re still a part of me.
And the “original” is just where my consciousness happens to be residing at the moment. Its makeup isn’t actually all that different from that of my clones.
Sure, there’s the question of whether it takes the form of a human or a spider, but that’s small potatoes.
What’s important is the soul inside it, not the details of the physical body.
And I’ve already transferred that soul from one vessel to another by way of egg revival before I was deified, so I figured there’s no reason it wouldn’t work now.
So when I was caught in a real pinch, I just ditched the body I’d been using all that time and transferred myself into one of my random clones. Boom! Instant resurrection.
Whew. I’ve still got plenty of extra lives!
Way more than that old dude in overalls who gets more lives when he eats green mushrooms!
If you see one of me, you better call an exterminator, ’cause there’s probably a hundred more where that came from!
So yeah, I basically can’t die unless something totally bonkers happens, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna go around using up my extra lives like it’s no big deal.
I don’t need to remind you that my clones are so weak that a single stomp could crush them.
And since I’ve lost my main body, that means I had to hop into one of those.
I can’t seem to do anything about how weak these clones are at the moment, so I’m doomed to get a lot weaker after I use this revival method.
Although I guess the one small mercy is that I’ll return to my original strength if given enough time. All I have to do is get through this inevitable period of weakness.
My palm-size body gets a whole lot bigger over the course of a couple of days, sprouts a human top half from the trunk, and eventually returns to my hard-won human form.
Pretty impressive recovery, or rather “regrowth,” if I do say so myself.
It’s far removed from any normal creature’s healing process, but hey, I am technically a god.
I’m sure this is totally super-normal.
…Then again, that means other gods are probably at least as immortal as I am, which is actually pretty scary.
But I gotta say, this revival period gave me the perfect excuse to avoid a lot of annoying post-battle chores, so maybe it’s not so bad.
Yeah. I let Vampy know that I’m more or less fine, but I won’t be able to move for a few days, so I basically dumped all the work on her.
That made things a whole lot easier.
The battle in the northern town pretty much ended while I was busy reviving.
Thanks in no small part to Mr. Oni, the mammoth task of capturing an entire town was accomplished in a relatively short amount of time.
The ringleader behind the rebels, the lord of the northern town, was captured, and the rebel soldiers have all been disarmed and gathered in one place.
There are still some rebels from other areas who hadn’t reached the northern town yet, but since the place that served as their main base has been thoroughly crushed, they don’t have the strength to put up organized resistance anymore.
It’s probably safe to say that the rebel army is over and done with.
Now all we need to do is rebuild the northern town and appoint a new lord, and this whole problem will be taken care of.
Okay, those tasks are actually a huge pain, but we can leave all that to Balto.
Once I’m done recovering, I can just stroll back into the duke’s mansion like nothing happened.
…But when I did return to the mansion, there was a summons from the Demon Lord waiting for me.
“Oh good, you’re here.”
After receiving the summons, I headed to the Demon Lord’s castle.
There’s already a small group of people gathered there in a large room when I enter.
The Demon Lord is sitting at the head of the table, the leader of the rebel army is standing in the middle of the room, and a bunch of other important-looking people are seated around a table facing him.
At a glance, the scene reminds me of a courtroom.
The defendant, the judge, and the jury.
And considering what’s about to happen, I guess my impression isn’t too far off.
We’re having a trial to determine the fate of Mr. Warkis, the leader of the rebel army.
But Mr. Warkis doesn’t get a lawyer, and of course, the presiding judge is the Demon Lord herself.
So it’s pretty obvious that he’s gonna get slapped with a guilty verdict, y’know?
The participants in this more or less rigged trial are all big-name demons.
Sitting closest to the Demon Lord is our old pal Colonel, who serves as the First Army Commander of the Demon Lord’s army.
Uh, what’s his real name again? Agner, I think.
He’s got such a commanding, militant presence that he looks way more dignified than the little girl who’s actually the Demon Lord.
Sitting opposite the Colonel is Balto, and right next to him is Deadbeat, who’s sitting there grumpily with his arms crossed.
And for some reason, Mera and Mr. Oni are standing behind them.
The rest of the jury is all people I’ve never met before…but I more or less know who they are thanks to the information I’ve gathered with my mini-mes.
The first one who grabs my attention is Boobs.
Yeah, I know. Not the classiest nickname.
But can you blame me?!
That’s the first thing anyone would notice about her! I can barely tear my eyes away!
Seriously, what the hell? Are those real?
Like, y’know how people normally compare a really big rack to melons or whatever?
I always thought boobs of that caliber existed only in the realm of 2D, so imagine my surprise when I saw them in real life for the very first time.
When they’re THAT big, well…it kinda just turns the whole thing into a joke, to be honest.
I can’t even bring myself to focus on her face or anywhere else.
Man, it’s a good thing I figured out how to use x-ray vision. Otherwise, everyone would know that I’m staring at her boobs.
Anyway, Miss Boobs’s real name is Sanatoria.
She might look like a sexy, sultry supermodel with nothing going for her but the aforementioned lethal weapons, but she’s the commander of the Second Army of the Demon Lord’s forces.
As you may have gathered at this point, all of the army commanders are here.
I imagine they don’t have a lot of free time, so since they’re all gathered at the same time, you can tell this rebellion thing was a pretty big deal.
The Third Army Commander is a muscle-bound behemoth—the total opposite of Miss Boobs.
He’s got a seriously ripped bod with visible battle scars. He’s the perfect image of a seasoned combat veteran.
…Buuut you can tell from his wimpy expression that he’s bound to be unreliable.
Since he’s got the title of commander and all, you know those muscles aren’t just for show; he must be really powerful. But the way he’s absolutely oozing nervous energy, I can’t really take him seriously.
The Gentle Giant’s name is Kogou.
Number four is Balto, so we’ll skip him.
The Fifth Army Commander is a guy named Darad. To sum him up in a word, he’s basically like a foreigner’s poor misconception of a samurai.
Okay, that’s more than one word, but there’s no other way to describe it.
Like, I know he’s not actually cosplaying or anything, but for some reason, he looks like a Kabuki actor. And yet, he has the air of a straitlaced warrior about him.
What else would you call it if not a knockoff samurai?
He’s probably dead serious about that getup, of course, and it’s probably just a coincidence that his hair and outfit happen to come together and make him look that way to me.
Nobody else here ever makes any snarky comments about it.
Maybe it’s just because I have memories of Japan?
Either way, my private nickname for Darad is definitely Mr. Samurai.
Moving on, the Sixth Army Commander’s nickname is Shota.
Look, I get that demons live longer than humans, so they can look a lot younger than their real age, but this boy still looks especially young, hence my nickname for him.
He’s probably an adult, but to me, all I see is a little kid.
There are always people like that, who look impossibly young even when they get older.
I’ve heard that Japanese people’s features seem that way to most foreigners, but in the case of Shota here, his youthful face pairs perfectly with his short stature.
I gotta say, having just one person who looks like a kid among all these adults really stands out.
Huh? The Demon Lord?
Nah, she’s an exception. You’re not supposed to count her.
Shota’s real name is Huey
Which brings us to number seven, and guess what? The Seventh Army Commander is none other than the leader of the rebel army, Mr. Warkis himself.
Seems like most of the rebel army were members of the Seventh Army, too.
So we’ve got Colonel, Boobs, Gentle Giant, Mr. Samurai, and Shota. Plus the leader of the rebel army.
Geez, talk about a colorful cast of characters!
By comparison, numbers eight, nine, and ten are pretty boring.
The Eighth Army Commander is a sheepish older guy, the Ninth looks like a capable office worker, and the Tenth is a dude who’s kinda handsome but looks like the unlucky type.
Sure, they’ve all got unique characteristics, but they don’t stand out much compared to the rest of this rowdy bunch.
And honestly, they don’t matter as much.
Sure, they’ve earned the title of commander, but these three don’t actually have their own armies to speak of at the moment.
During wartime, they had proper armies, but since the war with the humans is suspended right now, their forces were disbanded, since the demons don’t have a ton of soldiers to spare. While they’ve technically kept their posts, they’re not in charge of anyone at the moment.
So what do these three actually do? Internal affairs, it turns out.
They help run the government along with Balto, who leaves most of his army’s affairs in the hands of his little brother, Deadbeat.
Anyway, with all these guys in one room, it’s essentially a meeting of all the demon race’s big players.
“Over here, White. Have a seat.”
The Demon Lord directs me to a chair…right next to her.
Uh, isn’t this where someone really important normally sits?
Now all these people I’ve never met before are staring at me…
Stop it! Don’t look at me like that!
I shuffle over as discreetly as I can and have a seat.
“Okay, now that we’re all here, let’s get started.”
The Demon Lord begins the meeting, ignoring my dismay.
That means all eyes turn to the Demon Lord, which means they’re also looking at the person sitting right next to her, aka me.
Wow, I am super-uncomfortable right now.
“Okay. I’m sure you’re all aware by now that Seventh Army Commander Warkis was plotting a rebellion. Although it didn’t amount to anything, since our dear White here sniffed out his plans before he could make a move.”
On hearing that, most of the eyes in the room move to Mr. Warkis or me.
Just focus on the guy on trial here, pleeease.
“It appears that the rebellion was primarily made up of Seventh Army soldiers, but there were a few members from some other commands, too, apparently. Pretty weird, right?”
Uh-huh. There were soldiers from all over the demon territory.
So it definitely wasn’t just Seventh Army soldiers filling out the rebel army.
But we’re not sure if those soldiers were acting on their own or sent there by their superiors.
Either way, any of the armies that produced traitors are probably gonna be feeling real uncomfortable right now.
Although since these guys are pros and all, the leaders who had traitors in their ranks are all maintaining perfect poker faces, even while enduring the Demon Lord’s accusatory tone.
Oh, actually, Third Army Commander Gentle Giant is kinda sweating it out over there.
“Well, I’ll follow up with each force later. Right now, we’re here to decide how to deal with Warkis and the Seventh Army.”
The Demon Lord looks around at the commanders as she speaks.
But I dunno if that’s really a question…
“Although obviously, Warkis is gonna be executed.”
Yeah, I figured. He did try to start a rebellion, after all.
“Any objections? Hmm?”
Nobody makes a move to respond to this question, which seems to mostly be a formality anyway.
Even Deadbeat is watching in silence, although he doesn’t look too thrilled.
Of course he’s not gonna try to stick his neck out for the leader of a rebellion.
“All right. If there are no objections, then that’s settled.”
Just like that, his death sentence has been decided.
Geez, that was quick.
They sure don’t value life all that much in this world.
“Anything you’d like to say to defend yourself, Warkis?” the Demon Lord asks.
“Naturally.”
The defendant responds in a surprisingly strong tone.
He’s just been marked for execution, but he doesn’t seem the least bit shaken.
Is he seriously gonna try to defend himself?
I can’t tell if he’s being brave or what. Maybe he figures now that he’s got nothing to lose, he might as well give her a piece of his mind.
“Any fool who wishes to declare war on the humans without a single thought for the future is unfit to be the Demon Lord. I simply acted accordingly. That is all.”
Oh, wow.
This guy just insulted the Demon Lord to her face.
Guess he’s feeling pretty defiant after all.
“A fool, am I?”
“Certainly. We cannot allow an ignorant brat who doesn’t even understand the demon race’s plight to continue to wreak havoc with our future.”
Daaaamn, tell us how you really feel.
Little do you know, this “brat” is actually a whole lot older than you.
Also, she understands the demon race’s plight extremely well; she’s simply decided to pit them against the humans anyway.
Hmm… Wait, isn’t that worse?
“You call me a traitor. But from my perspective, it is you all, who continue to cooperate with this fool and lick her boots, who are the true traitors to the demon race.”
Mr. Warkis glares around the room at the other commanders.
Their reactions vary: Some look away awkwardly, some steadily return his gaze, some keep their thoughts from showing on their faces, and…
Uh, Deadbeat? Why are you nodding along like you totally agree with what he’s saying?!
Whose side are you on anyway?!
“Traitors, hmm…?”
Despite Warkis’s harsh accusations against the Demon Lord and her commanders, she seems totally unfazed.
In fact, she’s even smiling a little as she watches Mr. Warkis, who takes the opportunity to let his passions run even wilder.
“All of you! If you care about the demon race, what better time to act than now?! Surely, it is not too late to cast out this pretender and bring our race back to the proper path?!”
Hmm.
Depending on how you look at it, this moment could be the perfect opportunity to act on their grievances.
The Demon Lord doesn’t have a single guard, and everyone here is a powerful military commander.
If the majority of them decided to double-cross her right now, she’d have to fend them all off, with me as her only certain ally.
And several of the armies sent soldiers to aid the rebellion. If that was at the behest of their commanders, that means some of these guys are with the rebels.
They probably didn’t have time to make any arrangements beforehand, but they could very well answer Mr. Warkis’s call by drawing their weapons right here and now.
…Although whether they’d actually stand a chance of winning is another story.
“Is that all you have to say?”
The first person to break the silence in this powder keg situation is none other than the Colonel.
“Lord Agner?!”
“Warkis. Whatever nonsense you may bluster about, they are naught but the meaningless excuses of a traitor. If you truly care for the demon race, as you say, then all that remains for you to do is take yourself to the chopping block and lay down your head. For a demon to speak out against the Demon Lord is inexcusable. You should be ashamed of yourself.”
Ohhhh damn!
The Colonel’s got one hell of a presence.
Being recognized as one of the most powerful demons by the Demon Lord herself, he knows his words carry some serious weight.
And now that a big shot like him has shut down Warkis so firmly, the other commanders can’t really make any stupid moves, since the Colonel basically just declared that he’s siding with the Demon Lord.
It was already an unstable situation where the commanders were mostly stealing uncertain glances at one another, so things could have gone either way, but now that the Colonel’s cast the first stone, it’s pretty much guaranteed that nobody else is gonna make a move.
I’m sure he spoke up right away knowing full well what effect his words would have, too.
This guy’s good.
“But, Lord Agner, you—”
“I care deeply for the demon race, too, of course. But that has nothing to do with this. It does not justify turning against the Demon Lord.”
After this unwavering declaration by the Colonel, who holds as much or maybe even more sway in this room than the Demon Lord, Warkis’s shoulders sag as if he realizes that he’s lost.
Then he looks up at the ceiling and speaks in a quiet but determined voice.
“I still do not believe…that what I did was wrong.”
Hmm.
Here I thought this guy was just some small-fry who got used by the elves, but he’s got guts.
That sure casts him in a better light than the commanders who supported the rebel army but are now quietly hoping all the blame falls on him.
“Yeah, no. You were wrong, that’s for sure.” A cold voice cuts through Warkis’s bold declaration. “You just don’t get it, do you? I mean, seriously.”
It’s the Demon Lord. She’s still smiling as she looks at Warkis, but she seems kind of pissed.
“A traitor against demons? Ugh. You’re thinking way too small. How stupid can you get?”
Warkis glares back at her, his eyes brimming with hatred, as she speaks in an unmoved voice.
But before he can open his mouth, she continues, her words low and heavy.
“If you wanna talk treachery, it’s you guys who are the real traitors. Against the gods, against the world.”
This isn’t an Intimidation thing.
The Demon Lord uses the Concealment skill to suppress the effects of her Intimidation skill, so it’s not active right now.
Her words are just that compelling.
“You called me a fool, didn’t you? But demons are the biggest fools in this whole world. The very culprits who mistreated a god, who violated a taboo, who nearly destroyed this planet, shouldn’t go around prattling about their right to live. They have no such thing.”
A paralyzing chill runs up my spine.
How much deep-seated hatred does it take to make a voice sound like this?
Maybe I don’t know the Demon Lord very well after all.
I always think of her as a good, softhearted person, generous enough to take a former enemy like me under her wing and secretly a font of bottomless kindness.
But that’s not all there is to her.
Of course it isn’t.
She’s a living witness to history.
As the oldest of the Ancient Divine Beasts, she’s lived in this world long enough to see the cruelty of man with her own eyes and feel the devotion of a god firsthand.
When I absorbed the soul of Mother, the Demon Lord’s offspring, I learned what that truly meant.
Or at least, I thought I did.
But knowing and truly understanding are two different things.
She’s not just some good-natured softy.
The countless years she’s endured have made the Demon Lord who she is.
Without a doubt, she’s the evilest, scariest demon lord to have ever lived.
She’s peered into the darkness of this world more than anyone else—enough that it’s a miracle she can still dredge up kindness from the depths of her heart.
“Okay, sooo! Let’s get this execution started!”
The Demon Lord says this next part in an extra-cheerful voice, as if to hide the darkness she’d let slip into her voice.
…Um, it’s even scarier when you say something like that in a cheerful voice, y’know.
Look, the other commanders are totally creeped out!
“Hey, Bloe.”
“Hunh?”
True to his nickname, Deadbeat responds to the Demon Lord’s summons with a grunt.
Next to him, Balto clutches his forehead. Must be tough having such a pain in the ass for a little brother.
Deadbeat, are you trying to kill your own brother with sheer stress or what?
“Execute Warkis for me.”
“Huh?”
Deadbeat gapes dumbly, as if he either doesn’t understand the Demon Lord’s order or maybe he just doesn’t want to understand it.
“Did I stutter? I want you to kill Warkis. Right now.”
“Wait, what? Hang on a sec! Why me?!”
Deadbeat stands up so fast, his chair falls over as he responds in a panicked tone.
Yeah, I guess most people would be alarmed if they were suddenly ordered to murder someone.
“Why, you ask? I would think you would understand that better than anyone, no?”
“Huh? No, I have no idea!”
Oh boy. He really doesn’t, does he?
I guess this guy is an idiot through and through.
Obviously, the Demon Lord is testing his loyalty.
I mean, Deadbeat makes no secret of the fact that he doesn’t like her or her plans.
So she’s forcing him to prove his allegiance by killing Mr. Warkis, who actually did rebel against the Demon Lord, with his own hands.
I guess this serves as a warning to the others of what happens to traitors, too.
“Bloe.”
“Brother! Come on—help me out here.”
Deadbeat seems to have interpreted Balto’s saying his name as a lifeline.
“Do it.”
But his brother simply tells him to obey the Demon Lord’s command.
“Brother…?”
“You have to. Prove your innocence to Her Majesty the Demon Lord. Show that there is no doubt that you would never aid the rebellion.”
At this, Deadbeat appears to finally understand what the Demon Lord thinks of him.
Well, yeah. He’s always shown an attitude of blatant defiance toward her, and she mentioned at the beginning of the meeting that some of the other armies contributed soldiers to the rebel ranks. It’s only natural to put two and two together and guess that Deadbeat might have helped the rebels.
In reality, though, Deadbeat did no such thing.
It was a different commander who aided the rebel army.
And Balto knows that, too.
So I guess if he’s telling him to do it anyway, he must have his own opinions about Deadbeat’s attitude.
Maybe he thinks that at this rate, Deadbeat might try to start something, too. Or maybe he’s worried that the next time something happens, Deadbeat will be the one who gets sacrificed like Warkis to prove a point.
He’s definitely the easiest scapegoat, if you ask me. Given his usual attitude, everyone else would just think, Yeah, I figured as much.
“Wait a minute, Brother. I know he’s being executed, but does that really mean we have to kill him right now? Don’t we have to, y’know, interrogate him and stuff?”
Oof, buddy, that is not the best look for you right now.
Sure, he’s not wrong. There’s no real reason to carry out the execution right away, and it’d be a smart move to try to squeeze information out of him first, too.
But by saying that now, Deadbeat will make everyone think that he doesn’t want to kill Warkis.
Even though he doesn’t actually have any ties to the rebel army, you can’t blame people for suspecting him with that kind of attitude.
He probably really does sympathize with Warkis, emotionally speaking.
“Bloe!”
All too aware of this, his brother, Balto, snaps a warning.
If he doesn’t shake any suspicions off Deadbeat now, it’s possible that he’ll be suspected of involvement, too, being his older brother.
“Urk…!”
Hearing the tension in his brother’s voice, Bloe appears to realize his own error.
But he’s still not moving yet.
“Ahhh, I guess it might be tough unarmed, huh? Here, use this.”
The Demon Lord tosses a knife over to Deadbeat; it lands on the table in front of him with a thud.
Deadbeat stares at the knife, then raises his head to look at Warkis, who looks back at him in expressionless silence.
“I don’t—”
“I’ll not be reduced to experience points for this fool!”
Just as Deadbeat is about to speak, Warkis lunges forward with a shout.
He runs over to Deadbeat, grabs the knife, and stabs it downward.
For a moment, no one can move.
No, I guess a few of us probably could, but no one did.
I guess I fall in the latter camp.
“For the future…of the demon race…”
The knife sinks deep into Warkis’s own stomach.
He then goes as far as slitting his own throat before jabbing the knife into his heart.
I guess since there are stats in this world that make people harder to kill, suicide methods have to be a lot more extreme.
Which makes Warkis’s manner of death all the more dramatic.
And, at the same time, heroic.
I always thought that you’d have to be an idiot to take your own life.
If you have the good fortune to be alive, and you decide to give that up of your own volition, there’s something wrong with you for sure.
From that perspective, Warkis’s actions seem really stupid, too.
But beneath the part of me that feels that way, I also feel the urge to commend him for the way he lived.
Mr. Warkis had convictions and pride.
He didn’t just meander through life—he dedicated himself to his principles, to what he believed was right.
But no matter how much pride and conviction you have, you also need the strength to see them through.
And if you have strength but no pride or conviction, you’re just violent and dangerous.
Take Potimas, for instance. He’s got plenty of power, but he lives without a code, so he’s nothing but a plague.
Power and pride.
You gotta have both.
Without the former, you’ll just fall on your way to the top, like Warkis, and without pride, you’ll just be a pest like Potimas.
Life is tough like that.
But Mr. Warkis stuck firmly to his beliefs until his dying breath.
Taking your own life might not align with my personal beliefs, but I still want to show respect for the way he lived.
“Bloe.”
The Demon Lord’s voice echoes through the frozen silence of the room.
Bloe, in shock with Warkis’s blood splattered over him, looks up in a daze.
“Out of respect for Warkis, I won’t press the matter any further today.”
Deadbeat grimaces at her detached tone, but before he can say or do anything, Balto pushes his head down and bows alongside him.
“We deeply appreciate your generosity, O Great Demon Lord.”
I can’t see Deadbeat’s expression, since Balto’s holding him in a bow, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s grinding his teeth.
“Yeah, yeah. Okay, you can take over as Warkis’s successor, then, Bloe.”
The Demon Lord delivers this finishing blow to Deadbeat with a wicked smile.
“Release the captured members of the Seventh Army and use them along with your own men. It’d be a waste to execute that many soldiers at a time like this, so we’re gonna put ’em to good use.”
In other words, she’s putting the rebel army in Deadbeat’s hands as is.
Deadbeat already resents the Demon Lord, and she’s putting him in charge of a bunch of guys who already rebelled against her once before.
Yikes, what an awful combo. Even Balto looks disturbed.
“To that end, you’ll be making the northern town your base. So take care of restoration and stuff, too.”
“Understood, Your Majesty.”
Again, before Deadbeat can protest, Balto speaks up for him.
You can tell he doesn’t intend to let his little brother say another word.
“Balto, you’ll be in charge of the Fourth Army for now, but I’ll probably find someone else to take it over for Bloe soon so you can focus on administration stuff.”
The Demon Lord glances over at Mera and Mr. Oni.
Maybe that means they’re the top contenders to lead Balto’s army.
Ohhh, so that’s why they’re here. I knew she must’ve wanted to introduce them to the other commanders for a reason.
“I’m planning to put together a proper army for the Eighth, Ninth, and Tenth soon, too. But I want you guys to keep helping with domestic affairs, so I’ll probably make other people the commanders instead. That means you’ll lose the title, so your pay’s gonna go down, but you’re fine with that, right?”
The three army-less commanders nod silently without so much as an unpleasant face among them.
Well, yeah, I wouldn’t put my life on the line to complain about a pay cut, either.
“All right, I think that’s about it. You’re dismissed! Oh, White and you two over there, hang back for a minute.”
The Demon Lord breaks up the meeting but gestures for Mera, Mr. Oni, and me to stay.
The Colonel stands up and starts to walk toward Mr. Warkis’s body.
“You can leave that there. I’ll clean it up later.”
At that, the Colonel stops his march, turns on his heel, bows silently to the Demon Lord, and leaves the room without another word. The rest of the commanders file out after him.
Deadbeat looks furious—You’re gonna keep disgracing his body like that?! is written all over his face—but Balto drags him out forcefully before he can say anything.
Once all the commanders are gone, Mera quietly closes the door.
As soon as he’s done, the Demon Lord deliberately opens and closes her mouth.
Just like that, Mr. Warkis’s body is gone from the floor, without a speck of blood left behind.
One look at the way the Demon Lord’s mouth is munching answers the question of where it went.
She must have used her Gluttony skill to consume the corpse.
If Deadbeat saw this, he’d probably lose his mind, but it’s not really like that at all.
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